EDITORS, AGENTS, SYNDICATES

Ernie's World is available for syndication. To receive my simple self-syndication contract and publication schedule, please email me at ernie@erniesworld.com and request syndication package.

If you already own a syndicate and are interested in adding me to your list of contributors, please contact me via email or phone at 805-681-0321.

One-time usage for any story is also available. Please call or email specifics. Rates vary according to usage.

I would also love the opportunity to write specific humor pieces for your publication(s), or to submit original or existing pieces for anthologies.

PUBLISHERS, DISTRIBUTORS, BOOKSELLERS

If you like what you have seen so far, please contact me concerning Ernie's World the Book. Ernie's World features 48 of my favorite columns, many with humorous photographs.

I am a humor workshop leader and public speaker and would love to promote my book in your store(s). I would also be interested in any other sales or specialty publishing opportunities.

Please call me at 805-681-0321 or email your phone number and company name to ernie@erniesworld.com

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT MY HUMOR

"The diversity and good clean fun of Ernie Witham's humor makes him one of my favorite contributing writers to our Chicken Soup books."
Jack Canfield— Co-Author of the Chicken Soup for the Soul Series

"Ernie Witham makes me laugh out loud. As rare a sound as the mating call of the Dodo bird--and just as treasured!"
Barnaby Conrad— Founder/Director, Santa Barbara Writer's Conference and Author of Matador, Hemingway's Spain and Name Dropping!

"What do golf balls, lingerie and a moose costume have in common? In Ernie's World such a question makes perfect sense. It's a place where kids are brilliant, adults are bumbling fools, and somehow we finally come to believe that's exactly the way it should be. Ernie Witham is not afraid to poke a little fun at himself, or at least a character a lot like himself--an Everyman with a wonderfully quirky sense of humor. He takes us many unexpected places, often shopping, but no matter where, it's a place that is safe for kids and grandmothers. And it's always funny."
Grace Rachow — Writer, Publisher of the Community of Voices Anthologies

"Ernie Witham's laugh-out-loud columns are conclusive proof that the heart is indeed connected to the funnybone. Move over Dave Barry. Make room for Ernie Witham."
Richard Barre — Award-Winning Author of The Innocents and Blackheart Highway